081905 Randummemo

1. morning rush hour traffic was light but people drove like idiots. heaved a sigh of relief and a potent expletive when i made it to work in one piece.
2. ate a leftover grilled cheese sandwich for breakfast.
3. enjoyed work as the most stressed out people (more stressed than me) were all either at meetings outside the office or on vacation.
4. watched Judge Mablean and Judge Larry Joe and napped for a couple of hours.
5. watched dr. phil and realized that i need to correct an earlier post. dr. phil has not pledged to change the world, but TELEVISION next season. i stand corrected, but can't wait, nonetheless.
6. watched oprah, fat people and the people who made them that way. hoped oprah would change television, too, next season.
7. miss c ran away today and i found my self somewhere between a sheer panic and a heart attack. it seems that the meter reader left the gate unlocked.
8. found miss c down the street and ordered her home.
9. scolded miss c and told her she was a "bad dog"
10. spooned miss c and squeezed her tightly. spoke honestly with her and told her how scared i had been, how much i love her and asked that she ignore an open gate in the future.
11. cursed the meter reader and vowed to put a padlock on the gate.
12. watched NG who wasn't NG. swore maybe i'd just watch when she was on vacation.
13. watched greta who wasn't really greta. noted that tito flirted with the hostess who wasn't greta, but she seemed immune.